My interview with Einstein

Me: Hello Mr. Einstein. Einstein: Hello Mr. ????? (in strong german acent). Me: I heard that you absolultly sucked at math...is that true??? Einstein: Well, when I was a child I constintly failed my math classes. However after I got into higher level mathematics I found it easier...i still don't do incredibly well in math however (in strong german acent). Me: ok...enough small talk...now for the big question. Einstein: what would that be??? (in strong german acent). Me: What the hell does E=MC² mean!!!?? Einstein: Well...here's how it goes. E represents Energy, M represents Mass, and C represents the speed of light. So E=MC² means Energy=Mass * the speed of light to the second power (or squared). (in strong german acent). Me: I wish i could say i i understand it , but now i only know what it represents. Einstein: Well that equation is very theoretical. Unfortunatly i can not test it out to see if i am correct (in strong german acent). Me: Why? Einstein: Cause i can't travel the speed of light. (in strong german acent). Me: What does that have to do with it??? Einstein: Have you listened to a word i said??? (in strong german acent). Me: Of course (looking very suspisious and guilty). Einstein: Yea..i'm sure you were (in strong german acent). Me: Oh look at the time...i better get going (looking at a wrist with no watch on it) Einstein: Please don't go! It is very lonely being dead (in strong german acent). Me: Well listen you have your people call my people and we'll talk...ok??? Einstein: Ok ok...bye (in strong german acent).